Atheist a hopeless condition

Atheism a hopeless condition
In the law court
In Abuja, An Atheist brought up a
case against the upcoming Christmas
Holiday. He hired a Lawyer to bring a
discrimination case against Christians
and Muslims concerning observation
of their Holy Days. The Argument was
that it was unfair that Atheists had no
such recognised days. The case was
brought before (The Judge) Akpos.
After listening to the passionate
presentation by the Lawyer, the Judge
banged his gavel declaring; “Case
Dismissed”. The Lawyer quickly stood
up, objecting to the ruling and said;
Your honour, how can you possibly
dismiss this case? The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and Others. The
Muslims have Id-el-kabir, Id-el-fitri and
Others. But my client and other
Atheists have no such holidays. (The
Judge) Akpos leaned forward in his
chair and said; Your client and other
Atheists have. Is just that your client
is woefully ignorant. The Lawyer said;
Your honour, we are unaware of any
special observance or holiday for
Atheists. (The Judge) Akpos said; The
Calendar says April 1st
is April Fools day. Psalm 14 verse 1
says, The fool says in his heart, there
is no God. It is the opinion of this
court that, if your client says there is
no God, then he is a fool. Therefore,
April 1st is his day.
One word for Akpos

Author: TheGoldendiamond

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