Funny quotes from nigerian leaders


Unlike their counter parts in other parts of the world that make wise comments,give inspirational comments….e.t.c nigerian politicians seem to be made of a different stock. They are fond of calling themselves insultive names,allegations and counter allegations,charges of bribery and corruption,inhuman remarks,contradictory statements and so on and so forth but their is another set of politicians that make funny statements like my lady dame goodluck ebere jonathan(GOD BLESS YOU)
below is a collection of some hilarious statements by nigerian politicians. πŸ˜€ πŸ™‚

“You press men, you always say there are no
minerals in Kano. We have Coca-Cola, Fanta, Mirinda
and the newly invented Sprite.” – Barkin Zuwo

“Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and
invest in Nigeria.” – GEJ

“I will water your school and fire your school.” -Orji Uzoh Kalu

“Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attack is
everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ

“I founded this school for the masses and the school
fees is 850,000 naira.” – Atiku Abubakar

“Until I see someone eating out of the gutters
before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umaru Dikko

“Telephone is not meant for the poor. ” – David
Mark

“The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria
cannot be compared to that in the United States.”-
Yakubu Gowon

“School is not meant for the poor, only for the
rich.” – Ikedi Ohakim

“At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing
too badly.” – Diezeani Allison- Madueke

“Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria.” – Olusegun Obasanjo

“The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny.” – Mallam Isa Yaguda, Governor, Bauchi State

“On behalf of 20 million naira, I’ll donate my
family” – Dame Patience Jonathan

“We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result.” – Chris Uba

“I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment.” – Dame Patience Jonathan
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