Living in hostels can be fun though to say the truth your properties will keep getting lost because of your hostel roommates from different backgrounds lol ..
1) The Mother Hen – this category of ladies
are very advanced in age and at that behave
as if they are mother to everyone. You hear
hostel mates addressing them as “Aunty
Mary” or “Sister Joy”. Hian! It can vex me
ehn…are we not in an academic environment,
or did I stop you from starting life early.
Addressing you as aunty doesn’t really mean I
respect you. They also go about forming
adviser Nowamagbe because of their
2) The Spirit Koko – this category wakes you
up in the morning with the sound of speaking
in tongues, they pray like the Pharisees and
rub religion into every conversation. (Aza
bilivoh syndrome). They also campaign for
hostel devotion prayers, religious activities
and worry you if you don’t attend fellowship
3) The Bully – this category are deceived by
their physical size or strength so think they
can trample on anyone. They are aggressive,
accost and jump lines. They are non-
receptive to new roommates and quarrel as
often as they have an audience. They are
4) The Cook – this category are utmostly
concerned with what they will cook to it, they
buy food stuff like it is a family house, cook
all day long and crucify others that eat out.
Their dresses always smell of kitchen….eeeew!
5) The Borrower – this category can borrow
anything from cotton bud, face wipes,
detergent, food seasoning, toothpaste to even
your bathing sponge They never consider
buying theirs for peace sake.
6) The Nerd – they are called oversyllabus or
Scholastica. She goes about with books and
study materials, discussing what she has
covered even far beyond the lecturer,
intimidating people who have not been
studying. Their social life is inversely tending
7) The Wannabe Big Girl – this one’s claim to
be what they are really not, live fake lives and
snubs at people. She lies about having good
escapades. It’s all a sham.
8.) The Big Girl – by their decking and
carriage you know them. Expensive designer
clothing, TFC meals, Goat human hair,
vacation trip. She is also polite and mingle
9) The Absentee – this category of ladies are
never around, they just breeze in and breeze
out. They usually have a 1,001 other places to
pass the night. Their space is unkempt
because they never have time to arrange it.
Some of them don’t even know the name of
co-roommates. The days they are around they
sleep for like 2days straight.
10) The Regular Girl – she is cool, calm and
collected. Walks into the room, greet everyone
and retires to her corner. Participates in gist
when needful or invited. She lives a moderate
life; you cannot easily classify her personality,
but you admire her from a distance.