do you know that a girl can keep up to
10 different types of boyfriends at the same time?
Academic BoyFriend: This One Takes Them
To Night Classes, Help Them Do Assignment
And They Always Stay Together During Exams. The academic boyfriend : This one university or polytechnic boyfriend is the one that teaches her the right things to do as an undergraduate .
Financial BoyFriend: This Guy Is Usually In
A Different City ( PH, Lagos, Warri etc) He
Takes Care Of Their House Rent, School Fees,
Text Books, Feeding Allowance..
Asst Financial BoyFriend: This One Is
Always In Imsu And He Takes Care Of Their
Hair, Pedicure, Manicure And Makeup. He
Buys Them Yogurt, Jollof Rice, Pop Corn Or
Shawama After School.
Moral BoyFriend: This One Is The Religious
BoyFriend ( Church Mate ) They Come In The
Name Of Advice To Tap Current From The
Babe. They Give Moral Instructions From The
Church Premises To The Girls Bed.
NEPA BoyFriend: This One Is Neither Cold
Nor Hot, He Is Always called To Come And fix
The Bulb And Switch In The Room Then
afterwards He His Given A French Kiss Plus
360 Degree Hug.
Party BoyFriend: This One Takes Them To
Fresher’s Night, Award’s Night, Orange Groove,
40 40 etc.
Security BoyFriend: This One Help Them Get
Back Their Phone When They Are Being
Obtained By Cultist.
SwagTutor BoyFriend: This One Tells Them
How To Combine Colurs While Dressing For
School In The Morning.
Hostel BoyFriend: This One They Always
HangOut At The Balcony, At Evening Time.
Then She Always Sleeps Over In Guys Room
And They Consume A lot Of Food From The
Original BoyFriend: This One Is The Boss. This particular guy is the one that the the university girl has fallen in love with . And even if this guy is a bad boy it doesnt really matter because this category of boyfriend is the one she truely loves and would like to marry .
The Babe Visits Him Alot During Weekend.
Cooks For Him, Do House Chores And They
Share Emotional Feelings. Ceteris Paribus This
BoyFriend Is Constant….